Bill's Gills
by Random Thinker
There once was a man named Bill
Who said to himself, "I will"
"Never, not ever, grow gills."
But one awful night,
He awoke with a fright,
In the midst of a toxic waste spill;
And found that he had grown gills!
So he jumped in the tub
With a blib and a blub
Called 911; swam around just for fun,
To wait for the doctor
to erase this big thrill
that came with the gaining of gills.
